On the first day of xmas my lover gave to me
A Partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of xmas my lover gave to me
A bottle of Mildori 
And a Partride in a pear tree
On the third day of xmas my lober gave to me
A barrel of Beer
A mottle of Bildori
And a Partride in a tear pree
On the foursh day of xmas my lober gave to me
Ten glasses of Gin
A barrel of Beer
A mottle of Bildori
And a Pratid in a tear pee
Ona fisch day of xishmash my lobee gave tomeeeeee
A Mopple of Bildori
A hellava losh of beer
A mottle of yummy shtuff
And wot the hell ish a Pratid anywayyyyyyyyeeeeeee
Ona sixch day of xishmash whatsit gave tchoomee
A bottle of stush
A thingy of beerrrrr
A mottle of Bildori ana parrot... ummm
Someshing like thaaat and a piddledy peee heee hee
Ona sevn ate nine tensh days I thing I shlept an shleptt
And I can't remember what happened after that....................

©Janine Daniel