I wonder what ever happened 
To the Wizard Zillmere
Remember the time 
When I made him disappear?
It was back in the summer of '92
When he was raving about me 
Forgetting the brew
He was making me look a fool 
In front of the class
What a silly old man 
But I got the last laugh!

Instead of using the number 32 mix
For the weather taming spell
I opened my bag off tricks
When his back was turned
I substituted all the frogs eyes
With 3 Dung Beetles and 5 Horse Flies
Then I stood back and watched the fun
I couldn't stop laughing
When the spell had begun

He didn't go all at once
But sort of faded away
I'll never forget the look
On his face to this day
His body disappeared 
But his clothes remained
Piled in a heap
With his cloak, hat and cane
I know I shouldn't laugh
But somewhere out there
Is a silly old Wizard
Wearing nothing but hair!

©Janine Daniel