Mindings  Nov 4 2005, 07:04 AM

A little box hung on the wall
Suggestions wanted
From you all
The little slot cut in the top
Cries out to you
To never stop

Janine Daniel Nov 4 2005, 07:41 AM

I'm hungry see!
Cried the box
Feed me now and never stop!
The people stuffed the slot so full
In no time at all
The box went pop!

eternity7112 Nov 4 2005, 07:41 AM

SEEEEEE!!! I told all of you!!! They are like little gremlins! I am not going to say
the other because the last time I did they haunted me in cyber.... REALLY!

Now he will come back and say ^&*%$^&*$ took his screen name, hijacked his computer and he did not do it! Oh lord help me!!!

Cheyanne Nov 4 2005, 07:51 AM
Uh oh....tis starting again. 
I hope the ya know what's do not get too outta control like last time I see something has over took Janine too. 
This always happen with the two of them get together. 

*Cheyanne*

Mindings Nov 4 2005, 07:55 AM

But another came upon the wall
To Shannon's horror
A Voice did Call
From Elfin Land to stir it thrice
Suggestions Here
Considered Nice!

eternity7112 Nov 4 2005, 08:07 AM

Cheyanne is all messed up, she can not even talk right!!!
Okay, that is it, I am outta here!!! 

Janine Daniel Nov 4 2005, 10:35 AM

Shannon tried to empty the box
But the Elvin voice
Called stop...Stop! STOP
I really think if you do that now
You have to first
Stand upside down!
And........  "Hey you!"

 "Who me?"

"Yes You! Didn't I tell you yesterday to stop writing these stupid things?

 "Ummmm....maybe...."

 "You are such a wacko!"

 "Yeah, well.... look who's talking, one minute you're red, next you're blue..."

"Gasp..... now you've done it! Do you know who I am!"

 "W-who?"

 "Im a wizard and I'm going to turn you into a bee!"

 "Noooooo....anything but that!"

 "Bzzzzzz, bzz....bzzzzz!"

Mindings Nov 4 2005, 12:03 PM

Oh goodness me
She is a
I wonder if she stings
I must declare
Approach with care
To pluck off both her wings

eternity7112: Nov 4 2005, 03:20 PM



Mr_Loomie: Nov 5 2005, 02:42 PM

lol this could get very interesting

Janine Daniel Nov 6 2005, 06:54 AM

Pluck off my wings!
Oh don't you dare
I need them don't you see?
And if you do the wizard
Will turn you into a tree!
........... 

.............................  "and we all know what birds do in trees"
...........  "yeah they sit on you.... I said sit!"

Cheyanne Nov 6 2005, 02:56 PM

I know I should have listened to Shannon.....  
See I all messed up what the heck happened to my reply did I write it like that??
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHILIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANINE!!!!!!!!!!!
am I in trouble??  
And you said sit!!!! I think I have been sit on! 

*Cheyanne*

Mindings Nov 6 2005, 05:11 PM

A tree is but a tree
And there upon siteth birds
That once, upon the word said all
For I care not, I grow so tall
When fed at roots what thou despise
Great and noble foul deeds devise
From this an oak will grow
Sturdy and strong
Until the day that wind may break
The bow that fall
Upon a wingless bee.

Oh ho
He he

lhrdina90: Nov 7 2005, 10:08 PM
Oh my these two will keep me in stitches... 

Lori

Janine Daniel Nov 8 2005, 09:47 AM


Oh dear
Look at that
I see a branch
On a bee and it's all
A crushered ker-splat!


Never mind
There's some good
In that mouldy old wood
We'll use it to light a fire
Crackle-sizzle-pop!

I'm so hot!

Mindings Nov 8 2005, 10:05 AM

Oh no, my limbs are burning bright
In this forest, in the night
Burnt I'll be
To a cinder
Then I'll beg thee
Not to hinder

For as the magic Cinder Fellah
Sees a wondrous Cinderella

All thoughts are gone
from this here bloke

With a Puff
And up in Smoke!

Janine Daniel Nov 8 2005, 10:18 AM

 "Did you hear that?"

 "Hear what?"

 "Someone called my name"

 "No they didn't! You're hearing things you silly nong"

 "Now I'm confused......."

 "Well....... what did it sound like then?"

 "It sounded like........JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANINE!!!!!!!!!!! "

 "Hahaha..... I always knew you were crazy!"

 "Oh.......it sounded a bit like Cheyanne"

 "Hahahahaha..... crazy...... crazy!"



 "Now who's crazy!"

But Cinderella is truely magic
And she sees something really tragic
It's her prince burnt to a cinder
So with a flourish of her wand she doesn't hinder
Changes the ash to her charming Prince Philip
They jump on a horse with their feet in a stirrup
And gallops off into the night.

Good-bye............. 

............ THE END ................

Mindings Nov 8 2005, 10:33 AM



BUT!

Unbeknownst

Twas not the end!
A Wicked Wiz lived round the bend

He could not bear
To see the pair
So happy ever after

So a plot devised
The tale revised
Thus rang out evil laughter



This story must be told to face
But find it in another place!

Janine Daniel Nov 8 2005, 11:44 AM

 
"Wait for me my Prince......
I fear 'twas all my fault
I've awoken the wrath
Of the Wicked Wiz himself
He's made my broom a colt!

Oh hurry please my love
I hear his evil laughter
It's coming from around the bend
Let's trick him with my magic
.......... 
..............
YAY....now we can go the faster!

Mindings Nov 8 2005, 12:34 PM

Oh dear, Oh dear, Princess of Mine
The Wiz has taken Ja from Nine
And split my Phi from upper lip
However can my drink, I sip


Your colt I fear is going to fail
I'm clinging now upon his tail
And bouncing up upon the ground
A bruise upon my rear is found



My dear this exploit has me thinking



We must stop and do some drinking!

lhrdina90 Nov 8 2005, 04:00 PM

LOL.... you two are hilarious.... but I think it is awesome how you fall in together, thanks for all the laughter and smiles you bring into our lives.... 

Lori

Janine Daniel Nov 9 2005, 10:50 AM

What a good idea you have
We'll stop and have a drink or three
Whilst there we'll think up quite a plot
Invite the darsdardly wizard to stop
Get him to drink up lots and lots
Maybe even the lovely Lori will help
She can have a drink herself
Then while he's distracted we'll run away
 That's enough thinking for me today!

<---Phi (with the red hat. He's in disguise!) sitting next to Ja.

Mindings Nov 9 2005, 11:17 AM


The Wizardy Wizz
Will want some Fizz
To do the Biz
So we'll start a Quiz
Our team and His
And the Quiz Mistress is
A Girl named Liz
And thats all there is
'til the sun has ris



I need a drink
I'm on the brink
I cannot think
My eyes don't blink
I'm turning Pink
What's in this drink?
Did I see you wink?

Janine Daniel Nov 10 2005, 02:42 AM

........... 

"Gasp! DON'T DRINK THAT!

While you weren't looking........

I saw the wizard grab the cat
He plucked off bits of this and that
Then he mixed it in his hat
Added eyes of neutered bats
(I think to make you grow real fat)
Then he added wings from gnats
Even squashed a cow pat flat
And mixed it all with a cricket bat
(I called out .......hey wiz, you're such a brat!
bur he never listens, he's such a rat.....)
Last of all I think he spat
In that drink of yours... that's why you feel like that! "

 <------ker-splat!!!!!

Mindings Nov 11 2005, 11:54 AM

Too late! he said as he fell to the ceiling
That's odd he thought his senses reeling
I think I'm ill can it be that I'm dying
No, no called J9 - more like you are flying.

Come down she called, "I'll call Aunty Dote,
She has a potion to remove your float"
So Aunty did come to the rescue aloft
And Philip drank it down though often he coughed.

As the potion it worked he fell to the floor
And rushed quite fast through the old dunny door
Where strange sort of noises where heard from within
When Philip emerged he was strangely thin

Janine Daniel Nov 13 2005, 09:12 AM

me-------------> 

My jaw dropped when I saw Philip float
I cried "oh no.... quick where's a pin?"
But then I called and in walked Aunty Dote
I was so happy I was all a-choked
And started to sing.......la la loo loo lalaaaaaaaaa......

Aunty Dote said here J9 have this.....   drink it up!
(bubble, bubble ----->  <----- boil and trouble)
And she gave me a bubbly brew in a cup
"Don't sing" she moaned "You sound like a cat
(and you know my ears can't take much of that!") 
That drink made me feel really queer
But Aunty Dote said "never mind dear
By the time Philip comes back from the loo
You'll be feeling normal again too."
   ....well, that's a relief, errr..... what does normal mean Aunty Dote?

Mindings: Nov 15 2005, 08:56 AM

I'm thin I said
I'm as a rake
Please slice me off
A piece of cake

I need to put back
What was lost
Don't worry much
About the cost

Hey Jay 9
You are looking odd
Now whereabouts is
That Wizzard ... Bod

I'm feeling strong
Well strong enough
Though I admit
I'm out of Puff

Twas all that flying
On the ceiling
Left me with
A curious feeling

I think I saw him
Round the back
A disappearing
Down a crack

Lets haste J9
Before he's off
We'll grab his cloak
And make him cough

Janine Daniel Nov 17 2005, 10:53 AM

I've got him Philip!
here he is -------------> 
I'm holding tight his cloak
I shook him 'til
he turned quite blue -------> 
I think he's nearly choked! 

 But I don't care
I think he's bad! 
 he went and turned you thin
well I think it's only fair 
 if we do this to him!

Mindings Nov 17 2005, 11:07 AM

My goodness J9
What are you doing?
With that broom
Wicked thoughts are brewing!

(But as she grabbed it
With both hands!)
The Wicked Wiz
From far off lands
Made a bolt
For the door
Though nearly dropping it
On the floor


The bolt he bolted
On the other side
Stole our horse
Away to ride



J9 looked so deeply hurt
Broom in hand
A word so curt
That &*$£^ wiz
I'd give tuppance
Just to see him
Get his uppance!

lhrdina90 Nov 18 2005, 07:01 AM

Roflmbo.... help! I've fallen and can't reach the keyboard..... 

Janine Daniel Nov 18 2005, 12:24 PM

Now I'm really angry
we're locked in this room
and just look at the state
of my poor little broom

If I had that wizard
here with me now
 I'd kick him and
 stab him and
pull out his hair! 
Oh dear.... I need another drink 
 It's getting really hard to think!

Mindings Nov 19 2005, 02:27 AM

And Lori is down
With a fit of the giggles
Rolling the floor with
Unusual Wriggles

Cheer up my dear
We'll catch him yet
I've just done a deal
on an unusual pet

Philip took J9
Out to a wagon
Where sat in the back
Was a bright purple dragon

He's house trained my dear
So he'll do what we ask
He's big and he's fierce
Right up to the task!

Janine Daniel Nov 21 2005, 09:10 AM



The dragon said climb on and hold real tight
We'll catch the bad Wiz and give him a fright
With a flick of my tale and a few magic words
We'll turn that bad Wiz into a pile of smelly ....... umm, birds!
 
(Birds! ..... well that doesn't make sense!

  ......shhh, I didn't think I'd better say turds!

tsk ......  )

J9 was excited and as she climbed right on
She sang to Philip with a rhyming type song .......

   Oh Philip he's lovely and will you look at that
His purple colouring matches my new staff and hat!

<--------- new staff & hat --------->

Oh can I keep him ... can I ..... can I huh?
I'm sure that this dragon will bring us both luck 
And after we've finished off that nasty ol' wiz
We can take our new dragon for a bit of a whiz! 

Mindings Nov 21 2005, 12:26 PM

Of course you can keep him
You can, You can
Just keep him well clear from my,
Toucan, Toucan

He likes to drink Guiness
Two times I say
The first is all night
The second all day

Now the staff I adore
I quite fancy that
But I have to admit
I don't like the hat

It's all long and pointy
It reminds me of him
The wizzard I mean
Especially the brim

But I guess I can live with it
Whilst in front you do fly
It'll keep all the insects
Well out of my eye

So they mounted the dragon
With J9 in front
But Philip was steering
Now that's quite a stunt

lhrdina90 Nov 21 2005, 03:50 PM

lol..... I want to be just like Minding and Janine, when I grow up full of spirit  full of life full of love  with an abundant of friends 
to share it all with...... You both are so awsome....... 

Lori

Janine Daniel Nov 22 2005, 02:56 AM

Hold on Philip we forgot our friend Lori
If we leave her behind we'll both be real sorry
................... 
Word has gone round she's the Fairy Princess Goodhelp
She's married to the King of Elves himself

So let her sit behind you and we'll fly away
I don't want to stay here for another day
When we meet the wiz I'll zap him with my staff
And the dragon can cook him with a fiery hot blast

Meanwhile I've bought along some Elderberry wine 
So whilst flying we can drink and have a good time
Just don't drink too much or you might fall off
Or blow up to a balloon size if'n you cough... cough! 

Mindings Nov 22 2005, 10:58 AM

Ah Lori of course, climb up behind
How could I be so forgetful
Thank goodness the saddle is large enough here,
Else we might be so regretful

So Elderberry Wine, what wonderful taste
Allow me to pass round the cup
Ladies of course must always go first
And Guests may first take a sup

The wine it did flow
Oh boy did it go
Must be a bottomless bottle
And shoon we were djinking
With SHmiles and Shum blinking
Hey J9 give the dwagon shum throttle

So she opened it up
On the highway of stars
Soon we were flying like crazy
But a Siren we heard
From a Highway Cop Dragon
Steered by a Policewoman called Daisy

Janine Daniel Nov 24 2005, 02:01 AM
<----- Officer Daisy in disguise

Hello.... hello, and what have we here?
A shloshed dragon and three drunken people
I ask you now which one of you was steering
The dragon as he knocked the tops of all the steeples?

 Ith washn't me, said Philip
I wash shittin' in the middle
No way could I shteer anythingz
Whenz I can hardshly shee!

 Well ish washn't me either
Tho my namesh is J9
I washn't hangingz onto anyshing
...and I would neversh shtell a lie!

 Oh dear.... oh dear
My brainth ish rather wushy
And my namesh I thinks ish Lori
Thensh it mush have been me


None of you humansh have asked me myshelf
I don't need shteering like a shilly little elf!
Sho maybe I knocked off a few shteeple topsh
Sho blaming theeesh humansh hash just gotta shtop!

Before a blink could become an eye
There was a big flash way up in the sky
And before our winkin' blinkin' eyes
The policewoman turned into the bad wiz himself!

 <-------- The bad wiz

crazyacet2 Nov 25 2005, 05:28 PM

Hey you up there is the sky,
Who are you, You are too far to see?
My goodness a purple dragon I spy,
And on it are two people...no wait, there are three!

Can you hear me way up there?
You look a little unsteady in the saddle.
Just watching you raises my hair.
Doesn't your legs hurt, all astraddle?

By the way, if hear me you can,
I met a curious little fellow.
A funny looking little man.
He said he was Bod, actually it was a bellow.

He's pulled a fast one on all of you,
The words about you I cannot repeat.
He's funny lookin, just a shade past blue.
He claims he's a wiz that can not be beat.

Ordinarily I would stay out of your thing.
But he's just a nuisance, disrupting my pub.
Can you come get him, and give him a fling.
Throw him in a lake, and hear him go *glub*.

I'll make it worth your while,
If you just rid me of this pest.
He's loud, and obnoxious, and has such a fake smile,
I just wish he'd give it a rest.

I have some nice Elderberry Wine I'll be happy to share,
If you'll just come on back to the ground.
What you do with him, I really don't care.
get rid of him, and I'll buy your next round.



Here he is right... where did he go?
I could have sworn he was just here.
A flash way up there well what do you know.
I see the little wiz up there crystal clear.

Goodbye and good riddance to that smelly little man,
Give him a thrashing for all to see.
When you're done come back if you can.
As I just said the next drink's on me.

Janine Daniel Dec 1 2005, 10:50 AM

Thanks mister barman
with your help with that wiz
Now you know why we abhor him
and all that is his
He's a pain in the butt
and with that there's no doubt
If there's ever any trouble
then you know he's about
The trouble's not in catching him
and that you know now
The problem is with keeping him
and knowing just how
We'd like to take you up
on your offer of some wine
With Philip's magic know-how
we should catch him this time
Then we'll banish him away
so as not to bother us any more
So hopefully quite soon
we'll be knocking on your door