Are you a tuggedy muggle
With two big cloppy feet
When you walk do you trip and fall
And tumble down the street?

Do you wear all your clothes
With the buttons on the back
And when you're very, very cold
Do you wear your cat as a hat?

When you eat your dinner
Do you splash it on the floor
Do you flip it here and everywhere
Then say I want some more?

And when you watch the TV
Do you laugh and boo and hiss
Do you throw your arms around that thing
And give it a smoochy kiss?

Well I'm a tuggedy muggle
And I'd really like to say
I love the way you do these things
Do you want to go and play?

©Janine Daniel