It wasn't me who slayed the dragon,
I was a brave knight upon my horse,
With one slash of my sword I cut him down,
'Cos I was all growed up of course.

It wasn't me who shot the lion,
I was a big game hunter in the jungle,
I pulled out my rifle and it went bang!
And he fell at my feet in a bundle.

It wasn't me who chased the injuns,
Riding around my room on a chair,
I was Cusper at his second last stand,
Those ol' injuns never got my hair!

It wasn't me who flew to the moon, 
Bouncing up and down on my bed,
Today I am a bold astronaut,
Ooops.....I think I just broke my bed-head!

It wasn't me mum, honest it wasn't,
It was the dragon, the injuns and lion,
They broke my bed and messed up my room,
No ma'am..... I wouldn't be lying!

©Janine Daniel